Sunday, October 05, 2008
Monday, May 19, 2008
Goodbye, Aaron
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Workout maniacs
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Exercise - where's the record player???
In today's world at the local YMCA, there are specific exercise machines that concentrate on specific muscle groups in your body. They are very expensive and I'm sure quite effective. I have given them nicknames. The one pictured above is named the "Childbirth Machine". It concentrates on the lower gluts and legs - it causes pain in the sitting region. When I got in it the first time and the PT told me to "Push", I thought, "Push what? What is he expecting to come out?" Then I realized that I was to push my entire body up and away from my feet - a much different pushing skill than I used during the childbirth years when people told me to "push".
There is no record player at the Y. Here is a link to the "Chicken Fat" MP3 in case you want to put it on your iPod. http://www.clubcourtyard.com/ChickenFat.html
Monday, March 17, 2008
I heart IKEA
I know enough Danish to be able to tell when people are talking about me, but not enough to be insulting when I get really mad. The worst Danish phrase I know is skidder ekke (sp). Which means "shit ass". I learned that when I was nine years old when my 18 year old "kissing cousin" (son of my mother's cousin) was working on his broken motorcycle. He swore he said some innocent phrase and I misheard and repeated it incorrectly ....... sure Paul.
There are a few things that Danes do that they learned from other countries. And their neighbors, such as the Swedes, encourage this behavior. Like open prostitution on Stroget (popular street in Copenhagen's retail district). The "girls" sit naked in picture windows above the 1st floor retail establishments and "offer" their services. Ick. This has lead the general Danish population to be very open about their sexuality while my family and I are all sort of shy.
Companies who want to attract Danish customers to their websites have to use different advertising techniques to make the Danes feel at home. This is evidenced by contrasting the United States website for IKEA http://www.ikea.com/us/en/ and the Danish IKEA homepage http://www.ikea.com/dk/da/ The headline states that 31% of Danes prepare meals in their underwear. If you click on that headline, you'll hear (if you can hear in Danish) that people also blow up food in the kitchen, always cook in their underwear and 16% have sex in the kitchen. There's also a survey to see which category you fit in. Give it a try, Roxie, and let me know what the other two categories are - I can't understand it. There's also a link to the Gallup Internationale survey of the Danes sex lives in the kitchen. http://www.ikea.com/ms/da_DK/about_ikea/press_room/press_release/national/kitchensurvey_051108.html I'll have to get Grandma Anne to translate this page.
Thanks Whitney for finding inspiring this topic when you stumbled on this site. (What the hell were you looking for?)
*****late note*****
For those of you who missed it, IKEA has changed the Danish website. No more men in bras and garter belts. You can still get to the survey and if you can read Danish, you are still in luck.
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
Give that chicken fat back to the chicken....
So, I joined the Y. That is the Norm Waitt, Sr. Siouxland Y in South Sioux City, NE. http://www.siouxlandy.org/ My former boss, Norm Jr., gave a small pile of money to the Y to get it built and some to keep it running until it is on its feet. Very generous of him. It's a beautiful building and a wonderful addition to the community.
I'm really enjoying the workouts. I've been spending time at the pool as well as on the machines and am seeing some progress. All of my fat is sore. Must be a good sign. My favorite workout is the water aerobics class that is held at 6 AM MWF. It's quite early in the morning, but once you are up, what does it matter? It does make for a long day after a hard workout.
Stay tuned for progress reports.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
I'll be back
I'm going back. I hope you get a chance to see it too
Monday, February 04, 2008
Low bridge, everybody down......
I drove along the Hudson River and saw sights that must be much more beautiful in the spring. And the hillsides whose trees are now barren of their once beautiful fall foliage. I saw the Vanderbilt Mansion and the home of FDR. I saw the Rip Van Winkle bridge. I drove through Scarborough and West Point. I drove through Peekskill, Pigskill, Catskill and Fishkill, the "'ville's" and the Manors and the "somethings-on-the-Hudson". It made me want to spew poetry with city names in the verse.
There are also some wide open spaces in New York where I thought there were only apartment houses and train stations. I saw several abandoned mines, and textile plants and lots of hills where dead bodies could hide for decades without notice. I wondered if the Red Coats had marched through these hills and if Deliverance could have been filmed in this area.
I saw the signs pointing to "Erie Lock 2, 3, and 4" and then had to sing the song for the next 15 minutes.
"Low bridge, everybody down,
Low bridge for we're coming to a town,
And you'll always know your neighbor,
you'll always know your pal
If you've ever navigated on the Erie Canal."
I'm in love with New York as long as I don't think about airports and luggage. I want to come back here on a road trip when I retire...... maybe sooner.
Sunday, February 03, 2008
I think I can, I think I can ...... just look straight ahead
Overheard in Elmsford
Driver of bird shit covered 328i BMW a.k.a. Driver: I'm going to Norwalk. Am I getting closer?
Me: Depends on where you came from.
Driver: My Google says I need to be on 287E. Is that this way?
Me: Yep. Just about 1 1/2 miles south of here.
Driver: South?
Me: Do you want to see the map?
Driver: No. I wouldn't know how to work it. I'll follow you.
Good thing I was going towards 287E.
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Escape from Storm King Mountain
This will not ruin my trip
When we arrived in SWF (Newburg Stewart-Poughkeepsie, NY) there were 3 passengers whose luggage didn't make the trip from DTW. There was an announcement that ALL the luggage on our flight had been unloaded. When we talked to the agent in the baggage claim area, we were told to wait another 10 minutes. I explained that there had been an announcement that "all of the luggage from our flight had been unloaded" and then we were told to go to the NWA desk. This was not a surprise to me - even though the gates at DTW were in close proximity, I fully expected that my luggage could not possibly have gotten on the plane with me. So off we went to the NWA desk.
There were two agents there at that time checking in passengers for the next flight. One of the agents departed immediately when he heard that we had luggage claims. "I don't do luggage claims." We waited about 15 minutes for the other attendant at the NWA desk to finish checking in the passengers. Then he said he'd be back in a few minutes and then went down to the Delta desk and began checking in their passengers. 15 more minutes.
When we asked him if he was coming back to help us, he said he had to get someone else to take our claim. Another 5 minutes passed and Bill showed up. Bill is the guy who was unloading gate checked bags when we got off the plane 45 minutes earlier. As it turns out, Bill was unable to log into the Luggage system in order to file a claim and give us a reference number so he gave us a card with the 800 number on it for us to call. He explained that there was another flight in from DTW that night arriving at about 11. The independent countractor would probably pick up the bags and then deliver them within the four hour agreed upon time. Great, worked for me - I'd get the bags (one suitcase and a trace show display) in the middle of the night and be able to shower and get dressed for the morning meeting.
Well, at 6:00 there were still no bags. So I began to search the NWA website. First of all, you NEED the reference number that Bill didn't give us to access the online system. You also need it if you call the 800 number. After several attempts, I was able to get around this requirement and get to Customer Service whose hours are 6:30 CST - 11 PM CST. So I showered with the hotel shampoo and put on yesterday's clothes again. When I finally reached the CS dept, their system was unable to contact the new luggage website, so couldn't help me. This went on until about 10 AM EST when I finally reached a rep in "Sioux City IA" at the NWA call center located in the old Penney's building. Hallelujah! I knew I was in good hands - Kathy and her husband frequent the White Horse for Prime Rib on Friday evenings. She told me that my bags had gone to SWF last night but she couldn't see any claim or evidence that a delivery was pending.
6 hours and 15 calls later, I was startng to get info from the CS folks (not from Sioux City) that the bags had been expedited in DTW and would arrive TONIGHT on the 11 PM flight. On two individual calls, I was on hold for 6 and 10 minutes and got hung up on. OK, now I'm mad. So I call one more time and luckily get another gal from Sioux City. She finally put me in touch with the desk at SWF (I had been asking for this all day so I could go and pick up my bags myself). Tim, the supervisor who was gone yesterday, told me that yes my bags were there at the SWF airport and had been since last night. I arranged to pick them up since there had been no delivery claim filed yet with the Independent contractor who would take at least another 4 hours to deliver them to me. So I traveled back over the mountain to the airport and picked up my bags. I talked the kid ("I don't do luggage claims") and told him that I had been put out by NWA's new baggage system and that I had suffered in my business because of their ineptitude in interpreting the data that their system provided. He gave me a $25 discount on a flight, but I'm not done with Northwest yet.
Then on the way back home from the airport, I got lost. See future post for that story.
Things are going to get better - this will not ruin my trip. Now the storm that is in the Rockies - that could ruin my trip.
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Aebleskiver - my Danish Tradition
Ingredients and requirements
Cast Iron Aebleskiver pan
Danish apron
Brown paper sack
crochet hook
Sugar for the recipe and for shaking
flour
Baking powder
Baking soda
buttermilk
eggs
salt
lemon juice
Friday, January 11, 2008
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
Q: Is this Air Hoar or White Frost??
Friday, December 28, 2007
2007 Holiday greeting
Our first Christmas letter was sent in 1979 prompted by the birth of our first child. They are a diary of sorts. By reading the letters, we can remember when we had surgeries, got a new dog, had the car wrecks, went on a big vacation, hair turned grey, when our address changed, etc. I can tell when I got my first computer, changed over to a PC, got the new printer, started printing photos, and so on. One year, I didn't write a letter. The next year Abby wrote it.
Somewhere along the way, I lost the entire paper file of all the Christmas letters, so I had to beg neighbors and relatives for their saved copies so that I could make an archive of the letters. Here are the links to the archives of the Christmas Letters.You may read them in case you missed any.
1979-85, 1986-90, 1991-94, 1995-2000, 2001-04, 2005-07
Our Christmas letters are sometimes like reading the social columns of the newspaper. It doesn't really tell what happened. The sad things don't usually make the letter - like one year where our little town had 12 funerals in about 6 months. And the Sweet Potato crop failure - curiously missing from the letter. Although those events are important and actually do happen, it is not something one wants to reminisce about. So if our letters sound too cheery, know that bad stuff happens to our family too.
Take care. If you haven't written a Christmas card to us yet, you'll still be on the list for two more years before you get purged. If you don't want to read the Christmas letter we send, just toss it and know that we love you anyway.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Buckle your seat belts and watch out for kooks on the road.
Deb
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Toilet paper tail
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
36-22-10-20
It's the number of pairs of socks I have - by category.
Here's the summary:
36 pairs of trouser socks
22 pairs of work socks (wool, bulky)
10 pairs of holiday socks (pumpkins, santas, snowmen, snowflakes)
20 unmatched pairs of socks
I haven't even counted the white socks or nylons yet.
And this is after I threw 10 pairs in the garbage and donated 8 pairs to the Goodwill bag.
I bet my dad had 2 pairs of socks when he was growing up and Grandma probably made them.
Where did this obsession come from and how do I get rid of it?
You know what the bad thing is? I bet my kids each have more than I do. Time for confession girls....... and friends. Fess up.
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Holiday knitting fever
Bad signage #1
Labels: Bad signage
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
"Plink" what a happy sound!
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Creative genius
What do you suppose prompted the selection of this particular photo for the instructions? You might think I was visiting a flamenco ballroom, but it was in an Accordion Museum. This does not look like a polka costume, does it? Perhaps when the Flamenco dancers visit the museum, they are particularly neglectful of their bathroom etiquette.
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Floaters
I must confess that I am not a svelte size 6 so I can empathize with folks who struggle maintaining a healthy weight. It's a challenge.
When I got to the room, I put on my gym shoes and headed for the nearest treadmill. It's amazing what can provide inspiration.
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Finch Fever
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Appliance Withdrawal
In an effort to reduce electrical usage and because of a wretched excess of cooling power, we have decided to eliminate one appliance (perhaps two) in our home. As empty nesters, we do not have an immediate need for two full size refrigerator/freezers, one upright freezer, one college dorm sized refrigerator/freezer and one "pop machine". Now the question is which of these appliances will be the one(s) to go.
The primary refrigerator/freezer (a side-by-side model) is the appliance least likely to be selected as the one to be retired. It is the newest appliance we have and although the side-by-side format is very inconvenient (you can only efficiently store long skinny food like bacon, hot dogs and salmon fillets), it fits perfectly in that space in the kitchen and is the color to match all of the other kitchen appliances.
The "pop machine" was purchased as one of the great finds at a local farm sale/auction for $35 about 15 years ago. It is a Coke machine. For those of you from the South, I mean a genuine "Coke" (as in Coca-Cola) can vending machine. It is located in the garage and has been a great novelty for storing mass quantities of Miller Lite and Diet Coke. The coin mechanism has been rerouted and a push button switch installed which when pressed releases your selection of six types of beverage. (BTW, the Minute Maid selection is the one that dispenses the beer.) This unit is probably 35 years old and has a condenser with freon in it. It's known for delivering the coldest beverages in Union County. It even dispensed a piece of jewelry on our 25th wedding anniversary. It has sentimental value but it is probably the highest usage of electricity on the property. But it's really cool - who else do you know that has a real Coke machine in their garage? IMHO, it is a top contender for retirement.
The upright freezer was purchased from Sears in 1978 and delivered to our first home - the trailer house. It was the first major appliance purchase of our marriage right before the portable dishwasher. It lives in the "food room" in the basement. It is typically packed with so many frozen items, that you can't fit another item in it. This appliance stores mostly meat, ice cream and frozen canned orange juice and frozen margarita mix. There are also a few unlabeled disposable Ziploc containers which hold either Orange Sherbert or frozen chicken fat. The freezer pisses me off about once a year by creating so much frost that the door no longer will create a tight "seal" and it forces an emergency manual defrost procedure. This never happens on schedule - but always when I have the least time to do it. On occaision, it happens when I'm on the road and Doyle gets the job. A 30 year old freezer is probably not very efficient in using electricity and since I'm already mad at it for its recent behavior this week, it is the most probable candidate for retirement.
The secondary refrigerator/freezer was acquired in an appliance swap with our good friends Jerry and Carol. It is copper colored and has the freezer on the bottom. Its main function is to store excess vegetables during the summer harvest and frozen corn, tomatoes and stuffed green peppers. It's probably also 30 years old and while not very efficient, it also has value because we really need another refrigerator/freezer on many occasions because the big upright freezer is always full.
The dorm refrigerator was purchased when Roxie left for college in 1999. It has served Roxie, Lucas, and Whitney through their dormitory years. It is nice sized and fits well on top of the storage cabinets in the garage. It gets used to hold excess asparagus (in season) as well as the every other year surplus of apples we have when our trees over produce our demand. It would be a good solution to replace the pop machine since it could probably hold at least a two week supply of the beverages. But then we'd be just like every other family with a refrigerator in the garage. We would lose some of our "cool factor".
So, we are in the evaluation mode. We have decided to do an "eat down" of the upright freezer. We have pledged that we will not put one more item into the freezer, but will only remove food until we can unplug it for a trial run. Wish us luck - if you have any advice, please comment. This is going to be a tough couple of months. We'll take it one day at a time.
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Monday, June 04, 2007
Confessions of an OCD "Sorter"
One of my good friends pointed out that I am an obsessive "sorter". We were eating lunch one day and I had a bag of baked chips. I tore open the bag and began eating my chips the way I always do. I sorted all of the whole chips in a pile separately from the broken chips and then began eating the broken chips from smallest to largest. When those were gone I then ate the chips that were whole.
I also sort my coins before I count to see how much money I have. I sort them by size rather than by value. I put them longways inbetween two fingers in a nice orderly row. Then I count.
I sort my ice cubes when I drink pop from a glass - smallest to largest. When I put books together on a shelf, they are sorted by size and not by author. Tallest on the left - always. When I staple papers together, they MUST BE STRAIGHT or the staple comes out and I do it over. Stamps must be perfectly aligned and equidistant on both sides from the corner of the envelope.
When I play cards, they must be sorted by suit and then by rank - highest to lowest - left to right.
It is very distressing for me to see a picture which is not level. I have no desire to visit the "Leaning Tower of Pisa" - it would make me sick to look at it.
When I walk, I find myself counting my steps without even knowing it.
Our kids were named in alphabetical order - Abby, Roxie and Whitney.
Are these really that odd? Am I the only one who sorts and aligns?
As least I don't alphabetically sort my cans of soup in the cupboard.
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Season Opener proves fatal for deer
Labels: Deer
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
"B" chip to offer Pay-for-NOT-view
Think about it. You'd be able to record the programs you want to watch and never have to fast forward through the commercials. You'd never see another Head On commercial or an Ab Roller or the guy with the mullet on the exercise thing that swings your feet and arms at the same time. Your children would never be embarrased by seeing a feminine hygiene commercial during an episode of Seventh Heaven or a commercial for Viagra during a baseball game. And you wouldn't have to listen to Political ads for two years out of every four year presidential election cycle. Wouldn't that be incredible?
Once this B-chip is invented, it could be rented or sold to consumers. A portion of the proceeds could go to the television industry to make up for the loss of advertising dollars. Some of it could go to Sally Struthers to help her take care of the children in Africa.
Oops - It appears that I'm too late with the brilliant idea - Phillips already has invented something to foil my brilliant idea and patented it. Bastards. http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20060418/1651225.shtml
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Meat Counter Now Offering Chicken "chests"
Customer: I'd like four chicken breasts please.
Meat guy: Do you want four breasts or four "pieces"?
Customer: I want four pieces of chicken breasts.
Meat guy: But they come in "two's".
(puzzled look)
.....I snickered to myself....
Meat guy: We don't cut the chicken in half that way, so one piece is actually two breasts.
Me (blurting): Well then I think your label should more appropriately read "Chicken chests" since the use of the word "breast" implies one and you are selling them as a set.
Most of these "Meat guys" are in their early twenties with a couple of seasoned veterans at age 35 or so. They are roaring and the nearby customers are laughing as well.
Seasoned Veteran Meat Guy: I've been in the meat dept for 20 years and I've never thought of it like that.
Customer: Neither have I
Me (red-faced): It just came to me.........., and then came out before I could think twice.
Customer: And I'll be talking about it for the next twenty years.
Young Meat guy (to me): Will there be anything else, ma'am?
Me: Nope, I think I'm finished here
Customer (to me): Are you going to be back here tomorrow?
Young Meat guy: Hey, Marv - should I change the sign?
Thursday, May 03, 2007
ShopGirl 57038
I went back and forth between being a consumer advocate (pointing them to the free pattern site on the web), to being a full blown capitalist ("you should try this $15 yarn instead of that $10 a skein yarn.") I can see where this would be a lot of fun, but a lot of work as well. I think the toughest part for me would be stocking the shelves with yarn that I would never buy because I don't like the color, or the texture, or the price. I think I've become a yarn snob.
There are beautiful yarns at Susan's store, I just haven't gone into that grouping of patterns that would use those types of yarn. Maybe someday. I admire Susan for knowing what customers want and purchasing to a wide variety of desires.
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Nazi Knitting Teacher
Perhaps she should have explained to her student that the purl stitch is actually the back side of the knit stitch.
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Stringy thing
On my way across Minnesota today I saw a sign on the road that made me pull into the next town to take a look for myself. I couldn't pass this one up. The largest ball of twine lives in Darwin, Minnesota. And I've been there. It might qualify for a spot in the annual Christmas letter. Hey - I wonder if you can knit with twine?