Overheard in Elmsford

At the Sunoco Station
Driver of bird shit covered 328i BMW a.k.a. Driver: I'm going to Norwalk. Am I getting closer?
Me: Depends on where you came from.
Driver: My Google says I need to be on 287E. Is that this way?
Me: Yep. Just about 1 1/2 miles south of here.
Driver: South?
Me: Do you want to see the map?
Driver: No. I wouldn't know how to work it. I'll follow you.

Good thing I was going towards 287E.